I love this kid!

My best friend's (see below right) little girl, my niece, Pryscilla. She's so damn precious!

Happy Birthday, Dear Friend

I know it's a day late, but I was with you last night so that's my excuse for not posting it yesterday. I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday and I can't wait to spend many more with you.

Fourteen years ago we were enemies but that didn't last long as immature bickering went out the window and silly youth walked right in. We became friends in Dr. Jehle's social studies class and we haven't turned back since. Sure we've had our up and down moments, everyone does, but I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. We are who we are today because of two things, our families and each other. There are so many things that I would have never done in my life if it hadn't been for you. You taught me a lot of about life and especially how to live it well, live for the moment.

Happy Birthday dear friend, I love you.

I only have four more words for you...
I Love. 96 Cents.

You know you're getting old when...

People who party keep you awake. The people who live in back of us decided they were going to have a party last night and while that's all fine and dandy, I was fuckin TIRED when my head hit the pillow and all I could do was cat nap. For one, the big black wonder dog had to bark at every single noise that these people made. I yelled at her for a while and then tried to go back to sleep, no luck. Around 1:00 I decided to just get up and mess around on my computer while watching MTV Hits videos (which have all sucked BTW) and here I sit at 4:47AM, still awake... still listening to these people party. Have some fucking consideration people! Christ!

I suppose I should try and get some sleep, I'll be miserable tonight at my best friends 27th surprise birthday party if I don't crash and get some z's now.

Night night.

Seven Deadly Sins

Stolen fair & square from Shayna.

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with? Tim - An employee in training.

2. What is your weapon of choice? Golf club

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I had to.

4. How about of the same sex? Hell yeah, women can be bitches!

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I'm not really sure, probably Brynn

6. What is your pet peeve? Drivers pulling in front of me when clearly there is NO ONE behind me and they have a clear shot after I pass! I hate having to slow down for those fuckers. You know who you are!

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges, but they pass pretty quickly.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? LOL There are tons of things I should do on a daily basis that I don't do!

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6:30PM

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? I've got nothin here.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I've been too busy" haha

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones?)? Of course! Some kind of carpet cleaner stuff.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Depends on the workout.. Monday night.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Once

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Carmel Macchiato

2. Meat eaters? Chicken

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Beer at field parties in high school OR FlirtFest in Chicago, 1999? I think it was 99.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Yep! Weight Watchers

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I don't have an issue, my knees tell me otherwise

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweet & Salty please

7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Ew, NO!

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Uh, five or six?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? LOL

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Hell yeah!

4. Have you done "it"? Lots and lots!

5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes & smile

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I was tested, but only due to the physicians normal procedure.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? ZERO

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? God, Best Buy

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Build a house, buy a couple cars, invest, take some vacation.

4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous, cuz if I was famous, I'd be RICH.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Sure!

6. Have you ever stolen anything? Unfortunately, yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Thousands yo, all legal! woo!

PRIDE

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Bought a house

2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Graduate from high school, fulfilling career, house

3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Children

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not really

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I don't think so

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Maybe once in High School

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing yet but the day isn't over

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nice new car

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Brynn!

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? It ain't easy bein me, but I'll take it over bein someone else. Everyone has their own shit to deal with!

4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I wish I was more relaxed

7. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin? Gluttony

A "Google" of a Game

Here's how it works: Go to Google and enter your name followed by the word "needs," and then record your top 5 funniest results. If your name is John, enter in "John needs" and then list the top results in your blog. Ya dig?

Here are mine, in no particular order (although I think #3 is my favorite).

1. Jessica needs to rethink her positionon doing adult films.

2. Jessica needs to spend lots of time just kissing Helen in order to get used to the idea.

3. Jessica needs fake titties and then she would be perfect.

4. Jessica needs her own reality tv series.

5. Jessica needs nibbly things.